bmw

bmw
1. (BMW) (6526↑, 809↓)
Possibly the greatest luxury car make. German, Bayerische Motoren Werke, or in English, Bavarian Motor Works. Cars in most categories, excluding vans of any sort.

Man\! look at that new BMW M5\! That BMW kicks Mercedes' ass.

Author: "Kane Millard" http://bmw.urbanup.com/695820
2. (BMW) (3245↑, 353↓)
German automobile maker world renown for performance sedans. they practically invented them. ///M models are notorious for going like a porsche and sticking like a lotus. a german mentality and fury burns within their engineers hearts that allows for amazing results without the use of forced induction.

"ah no son\!\! the lambo just got smoked by a family sedan\!"

Author: Bobby Buche http://bmw.urbanup.com/1278733
3. (BMW) (3039↑, 400↓)
As you know, the Ultimate Driving Machine. BMW's combine top performance with quality, to an extreme that no other car manufacture can surpas. Mercedes-Benz is just BMW's slightly older brother. For the best results, own a Mercdes and a BMW for different moods.

Example 1: (on PA Turnpike) David: Wow\! Did you see that 2005 M5 just rape that 2005 Corvette? How did it do that? Evan: That's BMW's exquisite enginering. No Jap-crap or American-shit can touch that $80,000 work of art. Example 2: (10pm/Wawa parking lot) Jerry: Yo man, you tryin to race me in my just jerked off in 1999 Honda Civic Si? I just got this new multi-colored body kit, and this new exhaust tip thats 1ft in diameter\! My shit is set-up. Evan: Absolutely, you know my stock 1999 BMW M3 will leave your jap-crap in the dust. Jerry: Yeah right, im gonna send your car right back to Mexico. Evan: No Jerry, thats where your car was made, mine is pure German.

4. (BMW) (2193↑, 153↓)
"Bavarian Motor Works" or "Bayerische Motoren Werke"
5. (bmw) (2054↑, 306↓)
Bavarian Motor Works\! The illest car company ever\! All I have to say is this, have you seen the new M5? Thank you.

Yo\! When I grow up, I wanna be pimpim around in an M5\!

6. (BMW) (1957↑, 237↓)
1. The greatest auto manufacture...period 2. See
...the best car ever

Damn that M3 just burned that asain excuse for a car\!

7. (BMW) (1818↑, 171↓)
1. Car Company that during the second world war made aeroplane engines. Now have a selection of top of the range cars 2. Black Mans Willy

1. Mums got a BMW\! 2. Dads got another BMW\!

8. (BMW) (1098↑, 121↓)
Brings Me Women

stock for stock will blow the doors off of hondas\!

9. (bmw) (1062↑, 155↓)
An amazing car no matter what model you buy. A car you buy because you can't afford a benz? I'd take a BMW even if I could afford 20 benz's. Just about any ///M series BMW will rape stuff twice its price in every category not to mention trounce american shit.

M3... best handling car in the world. - Car and Driver.

10. (BMW) (882↑, 80↓)
Greatest Car out there\!\! also stands for : Big Man's Whore

I'm just a basketball player with many many BMWs

11. (BMW) (671↑, 35↓)
Stands for Bavarian Motor Works. Quite possibly the best auto manufacturer. BMW combines luxury, performance,and prestige to create what is well known as "the ultimate driving machine". These high end cars are often driven by affluent, upper-crust americans who appreciate fine quality and workmanship.

He sped out of the parking lot in his BMW coupe and made a lasting impression on the witnesses.

Author: hey it's pat http://bmw.urbanup.com/2721808
12. (bmw) (603↑, 115↓)
Bring Me Wallet. The most expensive car to maintain in the world. To change my radiator it was 1500 dollars. I am broke but I have a tight car

GUY: My car broke down. DEALLER: Really what kinda car do you have? GUY: BMW. Do you know how much it will be? DEALLER: I dont know, just bring me wallet. GUY: OK.

13. (BMW) (493↑, 29↓)
BMW: 'Born Moderately Wealthy' 'Brings Me Women' 'Broke My Wallet' 'Beautiful Mechanical Wonder' 'Best Motorcycle Worldwide' 'Bring Money With you' 'Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels' 'Big Money' 'Business Money and Women' One Fine Vehicle but like most others I cannot afford to buy one.

Here comes Tom again, showing off in the BMW

14. (BMW) (515↑, 63↓)
- Black Magic Woman -

or Bavarian Motor Works

15. (BMW) (450↑, 63↓)
Beautifully Made Wheels: Great car. None can come close to the engineering perfection, power and performance of a BMW. Not only does this vehicle have exceptional quality but the dealership and BMW Corporation as a whole treat their customers like GOLD. You wouldnt even believe the extras and perks you get with this car. They go above and beyond for their customers. Ive owned regular vehicles and luxury and all I can say is there is a huge difference. To the guy who says BMW treats their customers like crap, obviously you've never had the privelege of owning one these vehicles and are suffering from BMW envy. Dont worry ,maybe one day when you youll be to afford one to, but i doubt it. In the meantime maybe you should keep posting fradulent definitions for a car you have never driven and probably will never be able to afford. This car is a sure thing. If you have the cash, buy it..it sure is worth it.

BMW...Goes beyond customers expectations. Trust me, I actually own one- unlike these clowns.

Author: Proud BMW Owner http://bmw.urbanup.com/2104883
16. (bmw) (420↑, 51↓)
Bayerische Motoren Werke, Or Bavarian Motor Works, Or Break My Wallet. Company that makes "luxury" cars. It used to make airplanes engines, hence why the logo is of a propelor-esque design.

Check out my new bmw, it broke my wallet.

Author: 1337 |-|4x0|2 http://bmw.urbanup.com/1751501
17. (BMW) (375↑, 57↓)
Break My Windows - Cos people without BMW's smash them up out of pure jealousy.

Hey theres a BMW\! Lets go smash it up cos we can't afford one.

Author: Murray Lewis http://bmw.urbanup.com/361355
18. (bmw) (330↑, 32↓)
One of the best motorcycle manufacturers who builds the one of the best motorcycles of the world, besides the pretty nice cars and SUV's. Mostly sturdy and reliable touring bikes, like world traveller's favourite R1500GS, and naked-semi naked sport touring or sport bikes like K1200S-K1200R.(See the picture K1200RS, named "7of9", in Manhattan, by Donald Duck) BMW bikes called/known as "Beemers", as cars called "Bimmers".

BMW called Black Magic Woman because of the good ol' black BMW bikes...

Author: Donald_Duck http://bmw.urbanup.com/1895994
19. (BMW) (310↑, 58↓)
Bang Many Women / Banging Man Whore

I BMW and I drive a BMW, therefore I am the 'Ultimate Driving Machine' cos I hook up with tons of hot chicks.

20. (BMW) (285↑, 37↓)
"Bavarian Motor Works" Also known as the 'Ultimate Driving Machine'

BUM 1. Shit, Look at that BMW. BUM 2. Another one of those things? Get a benz. BUM 1. Why? A BMW is the Ultimate Driving Machine."

Author: Digita1 Ecstasy http://bmw.urbanup.com/176462
21. (BMW) (277↑, 32↓)
An outstanding car that inspires a lot of hatred from people who could never afford one. Perfect example is 'Carl' and the fag from 'Derby England'. The interiors of BMW's vehicles are outstanding. I work in the automotive industry and know this for a fact. Ive been driving them for 15 years now.

If you want a nice quality car opt for a BMW. This brand is the definition of 'Luxury' and anyone who claims otherwise has absolutely no knowledge of cars or is insanely jealous. 'The Ultimate Driving Machine'

Author: Brian Pierson http://bmw.urbanup.com/1974846
22. (bmw) (277↑, 35↓)
Bob Marley (and the) Wailers.

What kind of cars did Bob Marley & The Wailers drive? BMWs.

Author: Zacharias Newton http://bmw.urbanup.com/650603
23. (bmw) (247↑, 32↓)
Bavarian Motor Works is a premium German car company and manufacturer of both luxury automobiles and motorcycles. The pinnacle of German engineering, the bikes are one of the finest motorcycles money can buy and their vehicles are one of the best automobiles around. Both are known for their superior quality, style and performance. Founded by Matthew Eben Ruark, in 1916 the company started building v12 engines. The company was then taken over by Austrian Industrialist Franz Josef Popp in 1917. In 1923 BMW built its first motorcycle 'r32' and in 1927 its first car. BMW has also competed in motorsports activities in which they have won almost all races. In formula 2 BMW won 67 percent of all races. In 2000 BMW redesigned part of their line up yet sales continue to grow. The famous logo represents an air craft propeller against a blue Bavarian sky.

BMW, Best cars and motorcycles worldwide

24. (bmw) (237↑, 29↓)
Big Money Works, Bastard Money Weilders, Beastly Monstrous Wonder, Beyond My Wages, Blow Money Willingly, Big Monthly Wage, Beautiful Models Wanted, Buy More Women. They have a great image, they look cool. BMW is the best because when youre driving it you feel like youre driving something special, Youre driving the Ultimate Car. BMW is everything Audi and the rest of the car companies strive and wish to be.

BMW..Beyond My Wages

25. (bmw) (227↑, 29↓)
I've owned a Porsche, a Mercedes, a Honda and now a BMW M5. I will always love my Mercedes but I have a new found appreciation for the brilliant performance of my 500HP M5. V10 Engine, this cars a speed demon.

The BMW M5 is one of the best cars I have ever had the pleasure of owning. ''The 97,000 dollar dream machine''

26. (bmw) (200↑, 18↓)
Awesome car. My first venture away from american cars and this thing is better than the hype\! Now I can see why BMW is legendary for it's quality. The M3 is my new baby and I will be driving her for years to come\!

I love my BMW. Best car Ive' ever owned.

27. (bmw) (214↑, 34↓)
Maybe the best car ever created. As far as comparing BMW to Mercedes or any other make of car there is very little debate that a BMW is the ultimate drivers car. The power and handling dynamics of this car practically set the benchmark for the industry. From a performance perspective BMW is king. As far as break downs, technical problems- the statistics show Mercedes far behind.

BMW: Bavarian Motor Works Mercedes was cool until they started building in TAWAIN now they're crap. Mercedes- makes cars for old ladies. 'Sam, James' Youre morons, and by the way, how is that ford fiesta? Just because you cant afford one dosent mean you have to hate them :)

28. (BMW) (207↑, 31↓)
BMW: A luxury car that places 2nd on the most prestigious and well known brands purchased by the wealthy; Tied in 2nd along with Jaguar. The Survey taken by the luxury institute which only surveys households with incomes over 200k on average. These specific cars are also known for their superior performance and reliability. This vehicle was rated not only for quality and styling but perks and experiences with the vehicle. Regarding the nay-sayers, I take it these certain people only wish they could own and drive one of these works of art on wheels.

William just bought a new BMW M5.

29. (BMW) (237↑, 62↓)
Be my wife
30. (bmw) (186↑, 19↓)
BMW- An Acronym for Bayerische Motoren Werke AG or Bavarian Motor Works. BMW is a German company that is one of the world's most respected automakers. They are renowned for crafting luxury cars that offer superior levels of driving enjoyment. BMW makes sedans, distinctive coupes, nimble sports cars and spacious SUVs. BMW's model roster is diverse. It's luxury vehicles all share a common characteristic: the ability to make drivers feel connected to the road.

BMW- The Ultimate Driving Machine.

31. (BMW) (210↑, 49↓)
Bring More Women

Two dudes are in red light district one night. Dude 1: Wow, it is a place to be, man\! Dude 2: Yeah, you kno…hey, BMW\!

Author: quan cao tien http://bmw.urbanup.com/5093270
32. (bmw) (190↑, 33↓)
Bavarian Motor Works is a premium German car company and manufacturer of both luxury automobiles and motorcycles. The pinnacle of German engineering, the bikes are one of the finest motorcycles money can buy and their vehicles are one of the best automobiles around. Both are known for their superior quality, style and performance. Founded by Matthew Eben Ruark, in 1916 the company started building v12 engines. The company was then taken over by Austrian Industrialist Franz Josef Popp in 1917. In 1923 BMW built its first motorcycle 'r32' and in 1927 its first car. BMW has also competed in motorsports activities in which they have won almost all races. In formula 2 BMW won 67 percent of all races. In 2000 BMW redesigned part of their line up yet sales continue to grow. The famous logo represents an air craft propeller against a blue Bavarian sky.

BMW, Greatest Motorcycles Worldwide

Author: Thurston Sr. http://bmw.urbanup.com/2126997
33. (bmw) (155↑, 14↓)
1. A german car company that produces some of the finest vehicles on the planet. 2. A well tuned performance luxury vehicle that brings a smile to my face whenever i drive it. A car with great performance handling and quality.

BMW is the best car ever.... If you love driving.

34. (bmw) (155↑, 22↓)
I love imports. When I buy a car I always go with German and the BMW is a great performer on the road. My experience with this car has been fantastic. BMW is for those who knows cars. I drive an M3 and it has a very smooth ride, sporty drive and the resale value is very good. 3 series, m5, 7 series are all great cars for the driving enthusiast. Women love my car and when I see a hot woman driving one I get really excited. My brother Jon has a Mercedes and I like to use this example when comparing the two. BMW is performance with luxury, Mercedes is luxury with performance.

Mercedes is like the borgeois with a long rich heritage to be proud of. The BMW is more for the dynamic sport Chique enthusiast with plenty of assets.

Author: Austin Kellar http://bmw.urbanup.com/2424836
35. (BMW) (155↑, 38↓)
Cocktail made from Bailys, Malibu and Whiskey.

'Pint of Carling and a BMW please Barman.'

36. (BMW) (162↑, 49↓)
Also means "Be My Wife".
37. (BMW) (132↑, 23↓)
1). An expensive ass car 2). Big Mexican Wiener

" Bill bought me a brand new BMW" " she told me i had a BMW "

Author: PhD= Pretty Huge Dick http://bmw.urbanup.com/3173865
38. (BMW) (115↑, 17↓)
Be My Wife

Guy: *unveils brand new bimmer* It's for you baby. Guy's girlfriend: BMW?\!?\!?\!?\!?\!?\! Oh yes I do\! I love you so much I will marry you\!

39. (bmw) (117↑, 19↓)
A car that if you own you will never want to go back to anything else.

BMW is the best car ever.

40. (BMW) (107↑, 10↓)
Greatest testament to German engineering. Good looks, good performance, great car.

I love BMW cars.

41. (bmw) (108↑, 12↓)
Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works;) is a German auto manufacturer that produces some of the finest vehicles around. Their cars are refined, brilliantly designed and precisely constructed. They are one of the best handling cars on the road. Gorgeous, shiny, sexy and just plain badass.

BMW makes the coolest cars in the world.

42. (bmw) (105↑, 11↓)
"Body made well" - A chick that's banging in all the right places. Nice tits, perfect ass, hourglass shape and a pretty face. When she walks by she makes all the guys stare and pop up. i.e. Perfect body

A girl that stands out in a room full of women. Can also apply to fit males who have it together. Look at that BMW. Damn, thats a body made Well.

43. (BMW) (109↑, 16↓)
Black Man Working -Any black man driving a BMW vehicle must have some type of job. -Gold digging women assuming a working black man drives a nice car such as a BMW

"-Why is she messin around with him, shes a bum -Oh no, she knows whats pop'n, she got a BMW"

Author: anonymous1uno http://bmw.urbanup.com/2893372
44. (bmw) (107↑, 15↓)
Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works;) is a German auto manufacturer that produces some of the finest vehicles around. Their cars are refined, brilliantly designed and precisely constructed. They are one of the best handling cars on the road. Gorgeous, shiny, sexy and just plain badass.

BMW makes the coolest cars in the world.

45. (bmw) (95↑, 8↓)
Body made well. A chick with a banging body that can get whatever she wants she looks that damn good. Has perfect tits, ass and face. Made like a goddess.

BMW= body made well.

46. (BMW) (100↑, 14↓)
The ultimate driving machine. Yes it is. But, it is also the ultimate douchebag machine too. It really is a shame that over priced vehicles and other materialistic objects promote: egotistical behavior, arrogance, insecurity, personality defiencies, attitude deformities, rage, road rage, self esteem issues and immaturity. When I see a BMW (this also pertains to drivers of; Mercedes, Audi, Range Rover, Hummer, Porsche...ect.) 8 out of 10 times the driver is tailgating, doubling the speed limit, promoting neglectant and agressive driving, weaving in and out of traffic and endangering drivers around them. Seriously? Grow up. Who do you think you are? Get real. You fuck heads are not above the law because of the fact that your driving a vehicle in which the price is slightly higher then the average consumer can afford. Do you really think you have the right to park in a fire lane, handicapped spot or promote behavior defiencies because the car you drive is considered a status symbol? Should we blame the coked out celebrities (have fun in jail Lohan, your not invincible after all), the useless pathetic overrated rappers, the athletes or the legitimate, well educated CEO's of the world. Which ever way it is, money does equal power. This I agree on...

"I'm going 80 mph in the fast lane and I have a douchebag in a [BMW] riding my ass. Typical. Lay off the coke, get off of your Iphone and ditch your fucking sunglasses since its midnight you fucking queer ass\!" "Hmm....that girl is so hot. Oh wait, nevermind. She just put on her whoreish hollywood sunglasses (which makes her look like a fucking alien), she has fake tits and she just got into her used 2002 [BMW] 7 series (which has 100k on it and sold for 25k...you fake fuckin bitch). Which makes her an insecure, egotistical trendwhore. I would rather stick my dick in Miles Davis's ass and cum in his ears, then have anything to do with that useless whore."

Author: desertmike680 http://bmw.urbanup.com/5093151
47. (BMW) (96↑, 10↓)
Body made well- a term for someone with a very attractive body.

Look at that babe over there- she has a BMW, body made well.

48. (bmw) (99↑, 13↓)
Greatest luxury car make ever. Also stands for Body made Well. Someone with a hot body and good looks.

BMW= best car ever.

49. (BMW) (130↑, 47↓)
Bob Marley and the Wailers

I enjoy Bob Marley and the Wailers.

50. (BMW) (90↑, 8↓)
Beyond My Wages; stands for any item or person which is above you that you cannot possess because of it's rarity or expense. When one is above a person in finances, wages, money or has something that another or most cannot afford.

That girl over there with the hot body and beautiful face probably requires a lot of upkeep, she's a BMW, Beyond My Wages. That house is a real BMW at half a mil, beyond my wages.

51. (bmw) (97↑, 15↓)
Best Motorcycle Worldwide. Serious Horsepower. Power, comfort and technology. Nice cars too.

I have to get myself a BMW.

Author: Andrew Everett http://bmw.urbanup.com/2933811
52. (BMW) (89↑, 14↓)
the ultimate driving machine. bmw stands for bavarian motorworks. it is a top quality car known for its outstanding engineering and sports car handling. it combines porsche performance and mercedes luxury. despite its contriversial designing, it's the second largest automaker.

Joe: damn did u hear that car's engine? Jack: yeah, that's the 500 hp V-10 bmw M5

Author: porschephile http://bmw.urbanup.com/3565304
53. (bmw) (110↑, 35↓)
BMW is a company that builds high quality motorcycles and expensive luxury cars. Because the cars are very expensive some people may find it needless and think the owner is a show off. Its difficult to understand if you're not interested in the engineering and quality of a car.

Need to be myself I can't be no one else I'm feeling supersonic Give me gin and tonic You can have it all but how much do you want it? You make me laugh Give me your autograph Can I ride with you in your BMW ? You can sail with me in my yellow submarine

54. (BMW) (77↑, 5↓)
Stands for the amazing car known as BMW or it can mean a chick with a body so hot she can stop traffic. A chick who's looks are like a magnet to the opposite sex.

Perfect face, hot body. She has a body made well. What a BMW.

55. (BMW) (76↑, 8↓)
Body Made well. Term to describe an incredibly hot girl with a body of a goddess and a stunning face. Or can be used to describe the BMW car. Also known as Bavarian Motor Works.

wow, that girl has a fine bmw.

56. (BMW) (77↑, 10↓)
Best Motor Work- The greatest car make ever. Makes amazing vehicles. Also stands for " Body made Well" A person with a tight hot body and great face that makes you say damn when you see them.

I think I'm going to get myself a BMW one of these days. Check her out, what a BMW\!

57. (bmw) (73↑, 7↓)
The best car in the world. A car you wish you could own but can't afford.

I wish I had a BMW, But I can't afford it.

58. (BMW) (74↑, 8↓)
1. Black Man's Willy 2. Big Man's Willy

50 Cent got a BMW\! Peter Crouch got a BMW\! I wish I had a BMW

Author: Fck Me Im Famous http://bmw.urbanup.com/3804716
59. (bmw) (117↑, 51↓)
beautifully made wheels. i bought one at twenty. just wait for a good deal to come around. like someone said in a post before, they do not keep their reselling value for very long. Sooo... buy an early 90's model with very little mileage and then deliver pizzas in it for chump change and then shoot yourself when you look at the amount of money you are making and then you look at the amount of money you are spending on your car, but not because it breaks down a lot (on the contrary) but because it is so awesome that you have to keep making it better with performance parts that are cheaper than replacing the stock parts so you can justify spending so much money\! :) have fun street racers with your modded crx's that get melted down to use as brake pads for bmws. the fact that my car is 4 times more heavy but is three times as fast says a lot... And I also do not think that mercedes can even compare. It's not about how much you spend but what you spend it on. The fact that almost any bmw is faster than almost any mercedes is point taken. If you want a luxury vehicle that can still compete with almost any other car than get a bimmer. BMW is just not fantasized about by the popular crowd anymore because it not featured in rap "music" videos. AT ALL. I wonder why?

"Man that little white bitch over there driving the bmw and listening to rock music is just a little spoiled brat with rich parents. I doubt that guy even has to work. What a dumb ass he spent all that money on that car when he could have gotten a badass dodge neon with a body kit and spoiler that is like WAY faster\!" - Jealous Hater who couldn't be any MORE wrong about anything he says (the white guy driving the bimmer has lived on his own since he was 16 and has paid for everything he has ever had but not through white privilege but because he WORKS for it, works 60 hours or more a week to pay his bills and to live the way he wants to)

Author: Jerry the race car driver http://bmw.urbanup.com/1967415
60. (BMW) (134↑, 68↓)
can also stand for "Break my Window"

Look at the BMW, the guy's asking for it.

61. (BMW) (68↑, 3↓)
1) BMW = Blacks, Muslims, Whites - BMW is an acronym used by first generation Indian parents of the Hindu diaspora in the United States intended to dissuade their American raised children from marrying outside of their Indian-American community. This attitude could be accurately described as a 1950s American mentality.

1) Indian Mother: Beta, you may date whoever you want in college, white, green, purple I dont care..but for marriage you must remember the rule...No BMWs 2) Indian Father: Son, I dont care if you marry a Gujarati, a Punjabi, Rajasthani, or hell even a damn Bihari..but never break the cardinal rule..No BMWs

62. (BMW) (92↑, 29↓)
A car driven by wankers

Dave: "Hey, look at that guy with the awesome tan driving a new BMW M3 convertible full of gorgeous chicks." Mike: "I know for a fact he sleeps on a sunbed, so no way is he dicking any of them. He's just a fucking wanker."

Author: Billy Sollocks http://bmw.urbanup.com/3256599
63. (bmw) (67↑, 5↓)
1) An Amazing brand of car. Simply the best the automotive industry has to offer. 2) Best man or woman. Someone you're jealous of cause they get more than you. As in, the opposite sex likes them more than you. This causes the lesser to slander the person and make up lies about them. This person may or may not drive a BMW but one thing if for sure. They get more money than you and the opposite sex is usually more than willing to make sure they're taken care of.

Wow, is that your new BMW? That's killer. I heard this BMW can't get rid of the unwanted members of the opposite sex chasing them. That BMW's boyfriend/girlfriend gave them all that money? Holy shit, that's love.

64. (BMW) (80↑, 18↓)
[Berlin]'s Most [Wanted] - referring to the German [Hip-Hop] Label "[Aggro Berlin]".

[Aggro Berlin] is the most controversial Rap Label in [Germany]. There clothing line usually has a BMW Roundel logo on there shirts.

Author: cobraclutch http://bmw.urbanup.com/2007390
65. (BMW) (100↑, 39↓)
The car I wish I could own but probably never will because im a broke SOB

The guy wishes he could afford a BMW, 'also know as Carl' BMW I'll take BMW over Mercedes, too bad i cant afford one

Author: ghostface\# http://bmw.urbanup.com/1969855
66. (BMW) (69↑, 10↓)
Body Made Well- A girl with a super hot hard body. Nice rack and legs. Or BMW- Bavarian Motor Works- luxury car company centered around the sporty lifestyle that produces a fine array of high quality vehicles.

Check out that BMW. I'm going to buy a new m5.

67. (BMW) (67↑, 10↓)
Big Mexican Weiner or Big Mexican Wang

The ladies can't get enough of my BMW\!\!

Author: Dyno-Mike\! http://bmw.urbanup.com/3836795
68. (BMW) (59↑, 3↓)
Blacks, Muslims or Whites Often referred to by asians as people they can/can't get with.

"he so wants u, get in there\!" "naa, the [rents]'ll kill me if i get with a BMW"

69. (BMW) (61↑, 7↓)
Body Made Well

DAMN look at that bmw, I wanna take her for a spin. Damn Mike has a BMW, when he took of his shirt i was like dayymmnnn.

Author: Sarah Lynette http://bmw.urbanup.com/4858599
70. (bmw) (65↑, 10↓)
stands for "buff my wood;" usually exclaimed in contempt. could be used in place of, or in addition to, "[fuck you]," "[suck my dick]," etc. possesses the advantage of conveniently being misinterpreted as conversation about a car.

"Excuse me young man, you have cut me in line." "BMW, son." "Excuse me?\!" "Oh, BMW. Like the car. If you had driven one, you might be further ahead in the line\!"

71. (BMW) (79↑, 25↓)
BMW: shortened for Big Morning Wood.

- Jane: My grandpa wakes up with Big Morning Wood every morning & has sex with my grandma, the only time he can make love with her. Hehehe\! - Khalaf wakeS up with BMW very morning, its normal - Every guy usually wakes up with a woody, otherwise people will say he’s expired. - Some people say if you wake up with morning wood, it’s just normal. If you don’t, it’s a physical problem.

72. (bmw) (70↑, 19↓)
Black Man Wiener

Bob: Hey Steve, do you like bmws? Steve: Yeah sure, but sometimes could be expensive Bob: hahahahahahahahahahah fag

73. (BMW) (55↑, 4↓)
Someone who rates a 10 in the looks department whether facially or body wise. Stands for Body Made Well. Or Someone who ends up with everything in life another person dosen't have or can't have yet wants. Such as looks, more money, attention, etc- This breeds resentment. Also known as Bavarian Motor Works, The Best Vehicle money can buy.

"Man, I wish I had a BMW like he does." "Did he buy her a BMW"- Damn. "Damn, why does she get all the luck and I don't?" "Must have A BMW."

Author: \<\<The Village Idiot\>\> http://bmw.urbanup.com/4527953
74. (BMW) (61↑, 10↓)
Big Mexican Weiner

My wife told me the reason why she's walkin funny is cuz of a BMW ..

Author: Adrian Rojas Jr. http://bmw.urbanup.com/3440144
75. (BMW) (77↑, 29↓)
[BMW] is an acronym for the Mormons transportion vehicle Big Mormon Wagon.

Wow\! look at all of those BMW's at the temple

Author: TheM4inEvent http://bmw.urbanup.com/3623360
76. (BMW) (51↑, 6↓)
German maker of really reliable, well-built cars. E36 3 series hold up really well inside and out, are fun as hell to drive, the 4 cylinders get great gas mileage and decent pickup for their class with nice weight behind them, and they can be had for decent prices. They're really not so beyond many wages. BMW's 4-cylinder engines have always been their most durable... and they usually, when maintained decently, last DECADES. Repairs CAN get more expensive than with other cars, but if you look around, find one with lower mileage (less than 120K,) don't drive like a wretched fucking asshole, have a good indie German specialist mechanic in your area, and can stay on top of stuff as it happens, you'll be alright, and might not even need to spend more money than you would on any other less-quality used car from the same time... and be driving a friggin' amazing car. Car and Driver rated E36s best car every year they were sold. No comment or defense for the asshole drivers with the dreaded and very real BMW syndrome. FRIENDLY REMINDER TO THE LESS ROAD-CONSCIOUS BMW DRIVER: Don't bring shame to such an awesome car company. Your turn signals. Fucking use them. YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT OKAY. Thanks so much.

The BMWs are sexehh.

77. (BMW) (50↑, 6↓)
BLACK MANS WILLYY\!

dude, youve got one hell of a BMW. thanks.. i get that all the time, pretty slick haaay? yeah, almost as slick as your bacon bap.

Author: jumanji jelly http://bmw.urbanup.com/4475692
78. (bmw) (76↑, 33↓)
Bus, Metro, Walk Means of transportation of the little people, which doesn't involve overpriced sports car with excessive fuel consuming.

Xavier: Hey dude, you're coming over tonight? Dennis: Yeah, I'm taking my BMW, I'll be there in a few hours.

79. (BMW) (55↑, 15↓)
"Body Made Well" - Chick or guy who has a body that makes you say damn. In shape, hot and fit. Someone who makes you stop and stare.

Damn, Look at that BMW over there.

80. (bmw) (162↑, 122↓)
a type of care driven by [yuppies] and corporate types who buy into the mentality that people are only worth what they own.

I drive a BMW because I am important because I make a lot of money. I shit on poor people\!

81. (BMW) (53↑, 15↓)
Bus, Metro & Walk ..... that's how broke people like me get around in Washington, D.C.

person 1: do you have transportation? person 2: yeah... I get around person 1: what type of car you got? person 2: a BMW ....... bus, metro & walk

Author: Suffered Alien http://bmw.urbanup.com/4388116
82. (BMW) (45↑, 7↓)
An African American mans wiener or Black Mans Wiener

Holy krap Kurt did you see the BMW in the porn video

Author: KURTS HOE GIRL http://bmw.urbanup.com/4017179
83. (bmw) (50↑, 13↓)
black mans weapon

oh no not the bmw

Author: italian godfather http://bmw.urbanup.com/4007346
84. (BMW) (61↑, 24↓)
Black Man's Weener

Check out that guy, he definitly has a BMW

Author: DJBoisvert94 http://bmw.urbanup.com/3684895
85. (BMW) (71↑, 37↓)
Black Man's Wiener.

David: What a nice BMW over there\! Arthur: You mean a Black Man's Wiener?? David: No, the car\!

Author: Arthur Hom-Shaw http://bmw.urbanup.com/2667734
86. (BMW) (82↑, 50↓)
-Brand of Car -Black Mans Weiner

1. I have my BMW parked in my driveway. 2. Mom has her BMW parked in her bed.

Author: californialove http://bmw.urbanup.com/2406151
87. (BMW) (45↑, 13↓)
Big Mexican weiner

My boyfriend might be poor but he has a BMW

88. (BMW) (37↑, 5↓)
BLACK MAN'S WIENER.\!

"Dude, look at that airplane\!" "I know, it's huge like a BMW\!"

89. (BMW) (47↑, 16↓)
Black Man's Wish

That's a BMW. What?\! Black Man's Wish.

90. (bmw) (35↑, 5↓)
A girl who's a quadruple threat...[smart], [funny], [rich] & and [hoTTer] thn lava... simply the best, better than all the rest\!

Why are you so jealous? Because that bmw's boyfriend gave her 100'000's of dollars and i don't get shit\! She makes more in interest in a year alone than I make in 5 years on welfare checks. Plus guys chase after her and they dont like me. Damn, I wish I was a BMW\!

91. (BMW) (40↑, 10↓)
Black and mild cigar wine flavored

"Dude im fucked up, lets walk to 7 11 and get a bmw"

Author: FrostburgGmpomp http://bmw.urbanup.com/4252696
92. (BMW) (59↑, 29↓)
a person of mixed ethnicity, specifically- Black, Mexican, and White.

"Ha ha, no I'm not bi-racial. I'm a BMW."

93. (BMW) (51↑, 21↓)
one of those long nights liming in town, when u forgot that the only transport home is the bus which stops opperating around 12. then u still hang around hopein for one bus light to come ur way. well.... BEST ME WALK

1:boi how we gettin home? van lookin real scarce 2:da safe man 1:aight\! 2:leh we roll man 1:safe 2:jeadz no van aint working 1:i aint tell yo so 2:well...... BMW\!

94. (BMW) (107↑, 77↓)
Black Man's Willy. An alcoholic dronk that consistes of whiskey, sambuka, bailey's and malibu. So called an BMW, because when it's in a tall glass, it has a browny colour, apparenly resembling a black male's penis.

Annabel was competely hammered, and was lying in a drunken heap on the floor. She had been supping BMW'a all night.

Author: [x]Princess[x] http://bmw.urbanup.com/2366013
95. (BMW) (127↑, 98↓)
big morning woody

"i always wake up with a bmw"

96. (BMW) (35↑, 7↓)
The car of the jack ass drivers who always cut me off. They are usually owned by fat old businessmen who have strong alpha male type personalities who will flip you off for doing 10k over the speed limit. Avoid them on the road and key them in the parking lot.

GUY 1: WHAOH\! Did you see that guy just cut me off? GUY 2: Yeah man. He's driving waaay too fast. GUY 3: Typical BMW.

Author: OriginalityPeople2991 http://bmw.urbanup.com/5020895
97. (bmw) (108↑, 80↓)
BIG MEXICAN WIENER, or can also be illustrated as someone, usually and preferably mexican, with a large wiener

Javier has muy grande bmw\!

98. (BMW) (102↑, 76↓)
Bitchin' Moanin' Whinin' or Boring Me Wholeheartedly

You need to stop your BMW cuz you're BMW\!

99. (BMW) (50↑, 25↓)
Black Man's Wish

I wish I had a BMW

100. (bmw) (61↑, 36↓)
not a car. it's a black mans willy\!

you can't drive this bmw but you can ride it.

Author: harray shipmonay http://bmw.urbanup.com/2943421
101. (BMW) (90↑, 65↓)
"Bayerischen Motore Werke", or in English "Bavarian Motor Works" second to livin "in mansion in benzes"
Author: WORD UP BLACK MANS WISH http://bmw.urbanup.com/162680
102. (bmw) (29↑, 5↓)
Bags more women.

Rob has a bmw persona because he has a bigger cock and a better job.

103. (BMW) (45↑, 21↓)
BLACK MAN WALKING

A BLACK MAN WALKING DOWN THE STREET AKA BMW

104. (BMW) (50↑, 26↓)
Acronym for Black, Mexican, White. Apparently used as a term in some countries

Aunt: So whats the status on Daves marriage? Not a BMW I hope? Mom: Nope David: Whats a BMW? Everyone: Black, Mexican, & White

Author: bothater3000 http://bmw.urbanup.com/3233220
105. (bmw) (53↑, 29↓)
Big man whore, ( BMW )

A bloke who sleeps around\! " That Jason is a BMW, " " That Jason is a BMW 750i with large rims\!\!\!"

106. (BMW) (126↑, 103↓)
Definition: Big Muscular Wiener

Would you like to suck on my BMW?

Author: Blanco Chocolate http://bmw.urbanup.com/1465374
107. (BMW) (40↑, 18↓)
Big Mexican Weiner

hey there chica how 'bout we go to my place? ill let you take a ride on my BMW.

108. (BMW) (50↑, 28↓)
one of those long nights liming in town, when u forgot that the only transport home is the bus which stops opperating around 12. then u still hang around hopein for one bus light to come ur way, which never comes. well.... BEST ME WALK

1:boi how we gettin home? van lookin real scarce 2:da safe man 1:aight\! 2:leh we roll man 1:safe 2:jeadz no van aint working 1:i aint tell yo so 2:well...... BMW\!

109. (BMW) (116↑, 96↓)
Cars build by "Bayrische Motoren Werke" In Germany mostly fast-driving maniacs use them on the "autobahn". German Street Terms for BMW "Bayrischer Mist Wagen" Bavarian Mosh wagon "Benzin Muss weg" Bencin has to vanish

Shice BMW

110. (bmw) (47↑, 28↓)
An extension of the penis and ego.

Hi, I have a BMW. Give me head bitch.

Author: Chronos revolution http://bmw.urbanup.com/2969509
111. (Bmw) (96↑, 78↓)
The car that every rich douche has. People who drive BMW are arrogant and spoiled. If you own a BMW and are under 25 youre a spoiled fuckin brat. The old guys who are drivin BMW are pricks. They act like they are the shit and try to run over everyone on the road. YUPPIE PRICK

Look at me , im a fucking trust fund baby bmw:The car that SPOILED assholes get. Watch out or I might smash that stupid thing up then you wont have nothin, Fuckin stupid

Author: Carl Mitchell http://bmw.urbanup.com/1958403
112. (BMW) (21↑, 4↓)
Big Mexican Wang

Christian: You wanna ride my BMW? Courtney: like dUH\! Christian: in that case... get naked

113. (bmw) (42↑, 25↓)
"Big Mormon Wagon" -A large American made S.U.V. referred to by a native American. -named for their high occupant capacity needed to accommodate over sized Mormon families with like 25 kids and multiple wives. -usu. heard in lands prominently inhabited by Mormons and Native Americans esp. Indian reservations

***on the reservation*** *white man pulls up to the convenience store in his "BMW"* Drunken Indian man- "ey man, thas a nice BMW." White man- "this isn't a BMW man..." Drunken Indian man- "yess it iss mann. Iss a Bick Mormon Wakken\!"

Author: ANDR3W SB12 http://bmw.urbanup.com/2715247
114. (bmw) (105↑, 88↓)
Acronym. "Black Man's Willy"

(In Primary School) Kid 1: Would you like a BMW? Kid 2: Yeah. Kid 1: Hahaha, you would like a black man's willy\!? Kid 2: No\!

115. (bmw) (33↑, 17↓)
bitches moan wildy

BMW: girl moaning wildy

116. (BMW) (50↑, 34↓)
Black Man's Wang

Jen said that jamal whipped out a huge bmw last night while partying

117. (bmw) (66↑, 51↓)
black mans wang

o u c that bmw

118. (BMW) (110↑, 94↓)
Stands for "Bus Metro & Walk". Something everyone should learn to use.

Steven took the BMW to get to work, and returned late in the night.

Author: Comrade Karl http://bmw.urbanup.com/1674505
119. (BMW) (142↑, 128↓)
BMW stands for: ‘Bye, My Wife’ ‘Bring More Women’ 'Born Moderately Wealthy’ 'Brings Me Women' 'Broke My Wallet' 'Beautiful Mechanical Wonder' 'Best Motorcycle Worldwide' 'Bring Money With you' 'Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels' 'Business Money and Women' ‘Be My Wife’ ‘Big Morning Woody’ ‘Black Magic Woman’ ‘Bang Many Women / Banging Man Whore’ ‘Big Money Works’ ‘Bastard Money Weilders’ ‘Beastly Monstrous Wonder’ ‘Beyond My Wages’ ‘Blow Money Willingly’ ‘Big Monthly Wage’ ‘Beautiful Models Wanted’ ‘Buy More Women’ ‘Big Mexican Wiener’ ‘Big Mexican Wang’ ‘Black Man's Willy / Big Man's Willy’ ‘Buff My Wood’ ‘Buy Me Wanker’ ‘Big Mexican Woman’ ‘Below Minimum Wage’ ‘Bus Metro & Walk’ ‘Big Meaty Women’ ‘Bitchin',Moanin', Whinin'/’Boring Me Wholeheartedly’ ‘Big Muscular Wiener’ ‘B-blow, M-My, W-Weenis’ and ‘Big Military Wife’.

*Chayton: U kno, I will buy a kew BMW because it more often than not has many meanings. *Dustu: Will u? Aite, I h8 dat. We’d better buy a Hummer when we move to Steak and kidney to meet our aboriginal bros\! *Chayton: Yeah, you're dead right\!

Author: quan cao tien http://bmw.urbanup.com/5141443
120. (BMW) (20↑, 6↓)
Black Mans Wiener

I have a BMW back at the house\!

Author: cheerleader eater http://bmw.urbanup.com/4978574
121. (bmw) (107↑, 93↓)
B-blow M-my W-wang

Pimp: Ay ho...BMW\! Ho: What? I aint got yo car\! Pimp: I aint talking about the car bitch\! Blow my wang ho\! Ho: Oh,ok\!

Author: eghegjsefsd http://bmw.urbanup.com/2066177
122. (BMW) (40↑, 28↓)
If your russian you have a couple. maybe more. and you got all of them at the auction.

'that russian kid has a garage full of bmws.'

123. (BMW) (104↑, 93↓)
black man's willy

i think wahedur has got a titchy bmw. but it's still big enough to fit 5 people in it.

Author: blacki paki http://bmw.urbanup.com/40836
124. (bmw) (307↑, 297↓)
Bayerische Motoren Werke or Bavarian Motor Works. A German manufacturer that has Decided to concentrate more on making a contempory design and amassing a bunch of British manufacturers ([MG], [Rover], Rolls, the beloved [mini]) as opposed to keeping up with their reputation. Best buys are on the rarer series.

Oh NO\! My non-european car just fell apart\! Should have got myself something that isn't shit.

Author: Gumba Gumba http://bmw.urbanup.com/518099
125. (BMW) (101↑, 91↓)
B-blow M-My W-Weenis

Ho, get over here and BMW, NOW\!

126. (BMW) (9↑, 2↓)
Big Military Wife. If you go to a military post or base, you will see overweight, nasty military wives.

PFC Smith: Did you see Staff Sgt. William's wife? PFC Lopez: Yes, she is a total BMW\!

127. (bmw) (117↑, 110↓)
black mans wish or bring my wallet

havin a white woman is a bmw

Author: Sha Boy Devdogg http://bmw.urbanup.com/1286417
128. (BMW) (130↑, 123↓)
Stands for... "Buy Me Wanker"

BMW: "Buy me wanker\!" Person: "Nahhh, I'm smart so I'll go for a [Smart Car]. Clever eh? =D"

Author: manutdfan4life http://bmw.urbanup.com/1116589
129. (BMW) (80↑, 75↓)
A term used by Police when they are looking for a black man after he has committed a crime. Usually accompanied with a description over the radio. Example- Male black 5'6 150 black shirt black jeans carrying a gun. The term BMW translates into "BLACK MAN WALKING"

car1- car 2 on the air? car2- on the air car1- I have your BMW over here on 3rd ave and 33rd street.

130. (BMW) (4↑, 0↓)
stands for: Boner Material Women

person A: Look at that fine women\!\! person B: Dayum\!\! she's a BMW\!\!

Author: IloveFacebook123 http://bmw.urbanup.com/5765369
131. (BMW) (25↑, 21↓)
[German] Auto maker that once produced fine cars with a unique character. Sadly, these days they have become over complicated and too reliant on electronics and seem to have turned their backs on real mechanical engineering. Many owners have striven to own one and are in denial that they are not the car they expected. I am a professional BMW mechanic and in the trade we say BMW stands for Bring Money Withya\!

" I know it's just cost another £400 because the engine lamp came on again but it's because BMW's are so finely tuned"\!

132. (BMW) (90↑, 86↓)
An acronym that stands for Bitching, Moaning, and Whining. It is synonymous to the constant complaining and nagging about situations not in one's control that a superior has to tolerate in order to maintain good leadership.

Jenn says, "Everyone is waiting for you to start the meeting." Irene says, "Let the BMW session start, we are in for a bumpy long ride to hell." Both laugh condescendingly.

133. (BMW) (3↑, 0↓)
black man wisdom, when a black man says something wise

he likes his women just right, not too skinny, but not fat, just in the middle, he likes them thick, BMW

Author: rockstar roberts http://bmw.urbanup.com/6019281
134. (bmw) (80↑, 77↓)
Big Mexican Weiner- *However, just like the "Chupacabra", it does not really exist. It is just a Mexican Myth.

Maria: I hear Juan has a BMW. Juana: No, he has a small dick. There's no such thing as a BMW\!

Author: JavierReynoso http://bmw.urbanup.com/1908963
135. (BMW) (90↑, 87↓)
noun 1. Acronym for "Big Man Whore" 2. Simply a big man whore.

We saw that BMW getting action on the way to the train.

136. (BMW) (90↑, 87↓)
you all have it wrong\!\!\! it's BIG MUSHROOM WELT, i'll let the rest of the definition explain itself

This chick was nibblin a little to hard so I gave her a BMW.

137. (BMW) (2↑, 0↓)
BMW is a colloquial phrase used by able bodied, working, and responsible African American or sufficiently informed women of other ethnicities that describes African, African American, or Mixed Race men of African descent who have a regular job. It is a positive term used to differentiate men who are gainfully employed and men who a experiencing unemployment.

I can't have no scrubs around me. He must be a BMW.

Author: Head Nigga In Charge http://bmw.urbanup.com/5662317
138. (BMW) (2↑, 1↓)
A car brand for the most richest people on the planet.

Ryan: dude did you see the new BMW M6? Joe: yeah its pretty sweet but we will never have one lol

Author: Joey Smallwood http://bmw.urbanup.com/5754363
139. (BMW) (0↑, 0↓)
Body Made Wrong. Someone who has a horrible shaped body. Generally used to describe females but can also be used on males.

Did you see her?\! She looks like a bag of bricks. Yeah, she's a BMW.

140. (BMW) (0↑, 0↓)
Black man's wiener

How long do you think Barack Obama's BMW is?

Author: orgasmicachiever http://bmw.urbanup.com/6256430
141. (BMW) (87↑, 87↓)
you peops dont know any german slangs do ya? its soooo Brett mit Warzen (board with warts), used to describe a chick whos got no brest.

Ich hat mit eine BMW ins Bett gehen. (I slept with a flat one.)

142. (BMW) (1↑, 2↓)
a car usually associated with s**t heads who can only afford lunch from McDonalds.

"Look at that s**t head in his BMW at the McDonald's Drive-Thru."

Author: Eric Kilmhom http://bmw.urbanup.com/6319275
143. (BMW) (0↑, 1↓)
A big maine woman

"I was looking for a girl to ride but there's nothing but BMW's

Author: Miles the Magnificent http://bmw.urbanup.com/6179233
144. (BMW) (0↑, 2↓)
Big Military Wife. This is the type of woman somewhat desperate 18-20 year old military men marry before being deployed. The women tends to outweigh the man by 1.5 times.

"Did you hear about Joe being deployed to Afghanistan?" "Yeah I heard he picked up a BMW in Vegas right before he left."

Author: MysteriousMD2 http://bmw.urbanup.com/6146735
145. (BMW) (0↑, 2↓)
big mexican woman

guy 1:do u like bmw's guy 2:yeah guy 1:LOL U LIKE BIG MEXICAN WOMEN\!\!\!XD

Author: legendxproductions http://bmw.urbanup.com/5919853
146. (BMW) (1↑, 4↓)
Big Mexican Woman

look at all those bmw's at the food court. That bmw is so RUBETTO\!

147. (BMW) (0↑, 3↓)
Bavarian Motor Works or in other cases, Black Man's Wish.

Black Man: I see BMWs every day. Damn, i wish i had one. Passing White Guy: Black Man's Wish HAHA.

148. (BMW) (0↑, 6↓)
Big Maine Woman (a larger woman from the state of Maine, U.S.)

guy: i got me a BMW at the house guy 2: where'd you get that? guy: i met her at the store the other day

Author: Church of Sasquatch-Mainechap. http://bmw.urbanup.com/5452353
149. (BMW) (2↑, 10↓)
Big Mexican Women

I drive a BMW" "How do you drive a Big Mexican Woman? You mustn't get much milage on that thing.

150. (BMW) (0↑, 10↓)
Big Mexican Woman

That was one BMW

151. (bmw) (2↑, 12↓)
A BMW is a very expensive car, also known as a Black Man's Wish. Some even refer to it as Big Money Wasted.

Guy 1- "Dude, did you just buy a BMW?" Guy 2- "Hell yeah i did\!\!" Guy 1- ".... Big Money Wasted....." Guy 2- "WTF?"

Author: BigBrothaPaulie http://bmw.urbanup.com/4502224
152. (BMW) (5↑, 17↓)
Black, Muslim, White

Madhuri: I got rear ended by a BMW last night...I was so drunk... Aishwariya: Shit...are you okay?? Did you get a DUI? Madhuri: Nah\! I got an STD...by BMW I ment a Muslim stud\!\! not cars... Aishwariya: That sucks\!\!\! Madhuri: I know....INDIA Aishwariya: What? Madhuri: INDIA...I'll never do it again\!\! (I.N.D.I.A.)

153. (BMW) (6↑, 20↓)
BIG MEXICAN WOMAN

Dude that BMW is ugly as your grandmas pussy.

154. (BMW) (0↑, 15↓)
Body Made Wrong

[body], [improper fraction][when ones body is not properly proportioned, they have a BMW]

155. (BMW) (4↑, 23↓)
BMW is an acronym for a Big Mexican Woman. Not to be confused with the car called a BMW.

\<\@`N0va\> Yes\! Just got my brand new BMW \<\@iRyan\> The car? \<\@`N0va\> No, a Big Mexican Woman

Author: It was a ROCK L0BSTA http://bmw.urbanup.com/3969770
156. (BMW) (0↑, 20↓)
Big Mexican Woman

"Dude, how did that BMW get over the fence?"

Author: crazy_steve-o http://bmw.urbanup.com/4812635
157. (BMW) (3↑, 23↓)
BMW is a "Big Mexican Woman".

Mexican: I got a BMW homes. American: You got that nice of a car? Lucky\! Mexican: Nooo, big mexican woman\! American: Wow...Beaner, I MEAN, Beamer.

Author: ThatOneGuyWhoSaysIWasHere http://bmw.urbanup.com/4773592
158. (BMW) (0↑, 20↓)
Black man's weiner, big mexican woman, or bavarian motor works.

Ex. (A) Johnny Racist: Go suck a [BMW]\! [Toolbag] Friend of Johnny's: Ha ha\! Ex. (B) Johnny Racist: Is that an earthquake, or just a [BMW] walking by? Bystander: [DOUCHEBAG]\! Ex. (C) [Gearhead]: Hey, look a [BMW M5] with a type 4 [body kit] and [chrome spinners]\! Bystander: Nice car.

159. (BMW) (0↑, 20↓)
Big Mexican Woman

I believe that man has a BMW, son.

Author: the annoying bastard http://bmw.urbanup.com/4067034
160. (BMW) (1↑, 22↓)
Big Maine Woman: Overweight female resident of Maine. Usually a welfare recipient between the ages of 18-40 with a number of illegitimate children and numerous tatoos.

I was standing in line at the supermarket behind a BMW with four screaming medicaid waifs when she pulled out her fancy schmancy EBT card to pay for her twinkies and ice cream and showed off a new tramp stamp.

161. (BMW) (115↑, 136↓)
bmw: black man's wang big man's wang

That whore over there likes BMW's

162. (bmw) (0↑, 23↓)
a big mexican woman

man 1: look at that fat ass man 2: i know\! what a bmw

163. (bmw) (1↑, 24↓)
Big Mexican Woman

John: Hey Jose, what makes you the happiest? Jose: A BMW (Big Mexican Woman)

164. (bmw) (12↑, 36↓)
Big Mexican Woman as mentioned in jeff dunham's skit involving Peanut and Jose Jalapeno on a Stick.

Jeff: "what makes yu happy, Jose?" Jose: "my BMW" Jeff: "you have a car\!?" Jose: "no" Peanut: "he means his Big Mexican Woman"

165. (BMW) (1↑, 27↓)
Big Mexican Woman

[big] [bmw]

Author: stunnerpimp http://bmw.urbanup.com/4183896
166. (BMW) (0↑, 27↓)
Big Mexican Women

My Friend likes to date BMW, cause there is more for him to love.

Author: The real BMW http://bmw.urbanup.com/4503299
167. (BMW) (2↑, 30↓)
Big Mexican Woman or a car

[Big] [Mexican] [Woman] BMW

168. (BMW) (102↑, 130↓)
Stands for Big Mexican Weiner

I have a BMW.

169. (BMW) (1↑, 30↓)
Below minimum wage. An adjective describing any loser or failure.

BMW Mike got fired...again.

170. (BMW) (0↑, 29↓)
[Big Maine Woman]- Really fat women from the state of maine that ride scooters in the grocery store and dont leave the house all winter, which is 75% of the year.

-Hey look at that BMW -Damn I think she could eat my mom

171. (BMW) (8↑, 37↓)
BMW stands for BIG MEXICAN WOMAN\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Woah that bmw was riding my dick hardcore last night. Dude that was my mom.

172. (BMW) (0↑, 30↓)
Big Mexican Woman

Mark did you see the size of that BMW\! Somewhere there is a black man crying\!

Author: Funny Mother Fucker http://bmw.urbanup.com/5109875
173. (bmw) (5↑, 35↓)
Big Mexican Women

DAMN\! Thats a bmw\!

Author: willythegreat http://bmw.urbanup.com/4097979
174. (bmw) (0↑, 30↓)
big mexican woman

i saw a huge bmw walking in front of my house the other day

Author: Christopher Knoblock http://bmw.urbanup.com/3486431
175. (BMW) (1↑, 35↓)
Body Made Wrong

That chick is shaped like a potatoe...she definitely has a BMW

Author: bigsean1995 http://bmw.urbanup.com/3896869
176. (BMW) (3↑, 37↓)
A person with an undesirable body shape=Body Made Wrong

That photo really made her look like she had a BMW

Author: beezyfrmbmore http://bmw.urbanup.com/3345475
177. (bmw) (0↑, 35↓)
BIG MEXICAN WOMAN

I bagged a bmw last nite\! Dude, imagine a huge burrito with just a little bit of meat in it\!

Author: manny fresco http://bmw.urbanup.com/4101663
178. (BMW) (1↑, 37↓)
Big Mexican Woman.

There are more BMW's in San Antonio Texas than anywhere else in the world.

179. (BMW) (3↑, 40↓)
big mexican woman

hey ese, i rented a BMW last night after some jagerbombs, she was nice homes.

Author: ishmail jenkins http://bmw.urbanup.com/3185108
180. (BMW) (0↑, 40↓)
'Body Made Wrong'

That's a nice dress but she has that bmw.

181. (BMW) (9↑, 51↓)
either: "Bavarian Motor Works" or Bitchy Masculan Whore.

dude\! i just totalled my BMW\! its still in the shop. did you see that bmw. im not even sure if she's a woman. maybe a tranny?

Author: pressley?megan http://bmw.urbanup.com/3350954
182. (BMW) (4↑, 47↓)
Big Mohave Women. Indian women of Mohave County.

"Damn, was that a Buffalo in the middle of the desert\!?" "No, but close\! It was a BMW, a Big Mohave Woman\!"

Author: imsoDankbro http://bmw.urbanup.com/4348441
183. (bmw) (2↑, 45↓)
Body made wrong

Man her face is beautiful,but she has a bmw.

184. (BMW) (75↑, 120↓)
Black mans willy

do you like BMW's?

185. (BMW) (0↑, 47↓)
Meaning "Big Meaty Women" Pertains to women who are excessively over weight, or have rolls that feel hard.

Damn Gina, that girl right there is a BMW\!

186. (BMW) (4↑, 52↓)
Big Mexican Woman

Oh your bmw ? yea my big Mexican women

187. (BMW) (0↑, 50↓)
Body Made Wrong.

From a distance that girl looked fine as hell, but when I got better look she had a BMW\!

188. (BMW) (10↑, 60↓)
big mexican woman. also that car thing.

what makes you happy? my BMW. yes BMW-big mexican woman. . . ON A STICK. *lol*

Author: PTOD 1-2-4-3-6-5-7-8-0-9 Jayman+guy=AWESOME\! http://bmw.urbanup.com/2480545
189. (bmw) (66↑, 118↓)
Come on everyone should know that apart from the car the word bmw is described as a 'black mans willie', I know this, because i've heard stupid immature people say it but i don't use dis dumb word.

Silly 11 year old white girl: Did you know that the car bmw can stand for a 'black man's willie' hahahahahaaha (not)

190. (bmw) (14↑, 69↓)
Big Mexican Women

Did u see how big that mexican women was. Yah she was a BMW.

Author: sir crop dust http://bmw.urbanup.com/4039173
191. (BMW) (5↑, 77↓)
Its a Big Mexican Woman

dude you were so drunk you fucked that bmw

Author: stinkyfisherman http://bmw.urbanup.com/2930746
192. (BMW) (65↑, 137↓)
black man working an african american male who has a legit job and works in a profession (doctor, lawyer, professor, executive)

ooh i gotta get me a bmw\!

193. (BMW) (52↑, 130↓)
Great German car, until you try to sell one with high mileage. Then you are stuck with the damn thing because it is a 2000 with 94000 miles and even though your price is $7000 below blue book nobody will buy it. Fuck\!
194. (bmw) (1↑, 80↓)
big mexican women

hey bobo look at that fat bitch over there\! you mean that bmw

195. (bmw) (55↑, 136↓)
black man's weiner, derived from the initials for the car, to classify as a bmw it must be at least 11 inches and tinted black

bmw's are disgustin or he's black, he must have a bmw

196. (BMW) (42↑, 125↓)
the car that loser 10 year old looking kid is sitting in trying to look tough

check it out i'm so gangsta my dad owns a bmw, i'm a trust fund baby\!

Author: nerdling301 http://bmw.urbanup.com/1004113
197. (BMW) (7↑, 92↓)
a BMW is a BIG MEXICAN WOMAN MR.lammas my biology teacher tought me this

woah ur moms a BMW \!\!\!\!\! \!\!\!\!\! \!\!\!\!\! \!\!\!\! \!\!\!\!\!

Author: peanutpeanut http://bmw.urbanup.com/2052654
198. (BMW) (3↑, 94↓)
Big Mexican Woman. A particularrly large woman who is mexican she can also be spanish

Person 1: Ill have a BMW sneak into your room and rape you wahahaha Person 2: a car? Person1: Nooo. a Big Mexican Woman...duhh.

Author: CooCoo la CooCoo Pants http://bmw.urbanup.com/2589860
199. (BMW) (27↑, 127↓)
Blockhead's (albanian) Main Wheels

All blockheads drive BMWs.

200. (BMW) (20↑, 122↓)
Big Mussel Wack

Eat your mussels, you big money waste, love your sister, big monkey women, catch a chic, bitch magnet on wheels, and for the love of god, bite my weener. thanks it was funny\! still i love to rat race my 633, Drive\! jimbo

201. (bmw) (31↑, 145↓)
stands in German for "Bring mich Werkstatt" translated: "Get me to the repair shop" Partly bad electronics

Son of a BMW-Owner: "Why is so much room in the garage, when you're here?" BMW-Owner: "Hmph\!" Wife of a BMW-Owner: "Now, what BMW stands for? Bring mich Werkstatt\!"

202. (BMW) (62↑, 189↓)
bavarian made wank. a brand of car made in germany. in the uk, these cars are generally driven by people in the uk who fit in one of the below categories: 1. inconsiderate men who are going through some mid aged crisis who pick up 18 year old girls from dodgy town clubs because they think they are cool, even though they got their car on higher purchase. 2. females who are skinny and blonde and have some sugardaddy hubby, who recently persuaded him to buy her a bavarian to replace her rotting barried up vauxhall nova. 3. older guys who have more brains than to go spend their money on something cool, like a DB7.

bavarian made wank cars are typically seen either tailgating some car down some urban road, or driving in the fast lane of the motorway when no other cars are about. always spare a moment for bavarian made wanks in the hard shoulder on the motorway, by honking your horn and pointing and laughing at them.

203. (bmw) (1↑, 130↓)
A generally clingy person. They often like to stalk you and constantly text/call/social network/ you. They think that they are your best friend for life, when really you want to push them down the stairs. They are usually not attractive in any way, and think they are hot stuff.

Bob: Dude quick its a bmw\! Bill: Oh no\! Bmw: HEYYYYYY GUYSSS\! *creepy smile* Bob&Bill: uhh hi gotta go. Bmw: AWWWH YOU GUYS ILL CALL U LATER.

Author: xxxxxxxxxx_x http://bmw.urbanup.com/4486887
204. (bmw) (3↑, 135↓)
Body Made Wrong. When a female wears the wrong clothes for her shape and doesn't care thus far showing ALL inperfections.

Girl look at her she's a bmw. Her azz is flat she has a muffin top and her feet are jacked up\!

Author: Babie Gurl 74 http://bmw.urbanup.com/3023588
205. (BMW) (7↑, 142↓)
B-Body M-Made W-Wrong

Damn that nigga over there is a BMW\!

206. (BMW) (7↑, 150↓)
Big Mexican Women

Damn, I'm gonna drive me a BMW tonight. Uh, but you drive a Honda? Nah, fool. A BMW\!\! What? You know Gloria over in housewares?

Author: Darkside514 http://bmw.urbanup.com/1937126
207. (bmw) (8↑, 151↓)
Body Made Wrong

That chick has a BMW. Body Made Wrong

208. (BMW) (9↑, 157↓)
Big Military WIfe: a lady whos married to someone in the military and is a s big as a walrus

That fools married to a BMW

Author: Jonny B (The original) http://bmw.urbanup.com/1285717
209. (BMW) (8↑, 157↓)
Stands for "Body Made Wrong"

Damn, that chick you talk to got a BMW\!\!\! For Real? I ain't know she was rich\!\! She ain't, she got a Body Made Wrong\!\!\!

Author: Nahoje Wayne http://bmw.urbanup.com/1261410
210. (BMW) (12↑, 162↓)
Big Meaty Wendy. Can be used on any large or rather large girls named wendy

"eww have u seen wendy latly" "yea she's BMW" "wht" Big Meaty Wendy

211. (BMW) (18↑, 177↓)
acronym for Big Money Waster

Mom is such a BMW. She bought this famous painting that now sits in our attic.

Author: Jacqui Duzac http://bmw.urbanup.com/1538828
212. (bmw) (10↑, 177↓)
Big Mexican Woman and/or Whore very often they are the same thing. typically, ho ass mexican women have like nine kids.and when a woman has that many kids she is gonna turn into one big fat bitch,especially eating all of that mexican food.and if she is just a ho with no kids you'll probably catch something.

man 1: hey i just had a test drive in this bmw yesterday man 2: how was it? man 1: it was ok, it was prety roomy inside man 2: was it used? man 1: yeh, it had a bunch of dents and scrathes man 2: howed it drive? man 1: it was prety loose man 2: so are you gonna buy it man 1: hell no it was too busted down\!

Author: mr.bojangles http://bmw.urbanup.com/2042420
213. (bmw) (6↑, 177↓)
Stands for Body Made Wrong. Usually said to an ugly person, making fun of thier appearance.

Guy: You're a BMW Ugly girl: I'm a car? Guy: No You're a Body Made Wrong

214. (BMW) (30↑, 202↓)
Black Mans Wish

BMW's rock, but still should buy benz

215. (BMW) (19↑, 202↓)
Bavarian Money Waster

I blew my wad on a BMW

216. (BMW) (6↑, 202↓)
Body Made Wrong. Worse than bad body. messed up all around.

She/He a bmw. Damn her body a bmw.

217. (BMW) (12↑, 210↓)
Bayerische Motoren Werke \! nice car. but everyone has one. (like mercedes or porsche.)

greets from munich

Author: oachkatzlschwoaf http://bmw.urbanup.com/205767
218. (BMW) (18↑, 232↓)
Big Money Waste
Author: toolazyforname http://bmw.urbanup.com/113849
219. (BMW) (11↑, 227↓)
Big Monkey Woman

Get me away from that BMW

220. (BMW) (31↑, 266↓)
A car one drives when he can't afford a Mercedes Benz.

Look its another BMW

221. (BMW) (21↑, 281↓)
A car you buy because you cant afford a Mercedes.

BMW's really fucking suck.

222. (bmw) (14↑, 280↓)
Body MADE WRONG a body with disgusting curves and curves that not needed not enought ass too much belly

UHh look at the girl over there she gota bmw a what a body made wrong

223. (BMW) (20↑, 320↓)
Type of German-made vehicle, stands for Black Man's Wheels (also pronounced B-M-dub-ya)

Hey yall look at dat tight whip ova there\! Now that right there is what i call a BMW\!

Author: 50CentsHoney http://bmw.urbanup.com/94883
224. (BMW) (15↑, 330↓)
A good piece of art in the world of automobile luxury, with style and good performance. However the BMW is nothing compared to a Mercedes-Benz, in look, feel, power, quality and performance (S-Class, Maybach, SLK, SL, SLR) "old men" car or not, Mercedes Benz has a greater history than that of the over-hyped BMW-Jock wagon.

BMW sux. Bmw sux. Bmw sux.

225. (BMW) (9↑, 360↓)
Black Man's Wagon

Check out da BMW...

226. (BMW) (88↑, 537↓)
An overpriced unreliable brand of car, designed by arrogant engineers who never fix their mistakes, sold by arrogant pricks who would whore out their own mothers for a $6 beer at a [yuppie bar], bought by arrogant [douchebags] who can't afford them and drive like [pussies], and serviced by mechanics who laugh all the way to the bank. Also a brand of motorcycle favored by homosexuals. From the German phrase, "Beissen Mein Wiener".

I just spent another $2000 getting my BMW fixed and the fucking "check engine" light is on again\! I rode my BMW two miles to [Starbuck's] so I could meet men for gay sex.

Author: Hansundfranz http://bmw.urbanup.com/2125420
227. (BMW) (29↑, 550↓)
Most overrated shity propaganda car ever. 80% of their new cars are shity looking,but people like them ,because its a BMW. Not the best engines,not best design ,but people say contrarywise.Cars that doesn't deserve that glory.

Guy:Look at that cool BMW. Dude:No,that's an Alfa. Guy:Than it's shit. Me:Morons

228. (BMW) (39↑, 637↓)
Over-rated, over-priced and distinctly average cars. Not the reliable pinnacle of engineering excellence as some people seem to think.

Wow, this BMW is so fast, uh-oh, it's starting to rain... nyarrrgh\! sideways\! guardrail *WHUMPH*, ow\!

Author: BMWjedeteste http://bmw.urbanup.com/2057039
229. (BMW) (36↑, 640↓)
"Bavarian Motor Works": Pretentious German-built automobile popularized by yuppies in the early 1980s. Despite so-so build quality and inordinately expensive repair costs, newer models continue to be popular among self-absorbed people, although Hummers are now giving them stiff competition. Older models are finding a new popularity among posers and can often be found these days on blocks in front of mobile homes and in Walmart parking lots.

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A: The porcupine has his pricks on the outside.

Author: Samurai Sam http://bmw.urbanup.com/2003875
230. (BMW) (40↑, 897↓)
Black Man's Wheels. Overrated cars that are no better than a Vectra/Mondeo/etc, but have "brand cachet" (i.e. gullible fools are prepared to pay a lot more to get the same thing, but with a nicer badge). The interiors are horrible. Claustrophobic (come up very high at the front) and in a really nasty grey/blue plastic. Often driven by accountants, sales reps and estate agents, which says it all... BMW dealers treat their customers like scum and have their hands in their customers' pockets at every opportunity. Don't even touch the X3 or X5 SUVs for towing a horsebox. You would be better off getting the horse to tow the car out of a wet field of grass\!

Idiot: I have a brand new BMW 325i. Me: When will you have paid for this toy? Idiot: Ehhh, about 10 years after I die. Me: Enjoy...

231. (bmw) (39↑, 1187↓)
The poor man's luxury car. Reserved for the nasty,trashy and falsely pretentious middle class and lower, these cars are not very good. They symbolize Middle America's poor taste- obese girls with the same ugly Tiffany's choker, inferior Coach bag, hideous sunglasses, and some Starbucks product that has more calories than they need. Also represents arrogant, pigheaded Middle Class males who think they're the shit, but they've just grown up in it. Usually spiked hair, windows rolled down even when inappropriate. Considered the ultimate luxury for this trash, therefore transforming a formerly OK car brand to a substandard wannabe of elite automakers. LUXURY CARS ARE MADE FOR THE RICH. But BMW is for poor people who are posers.

"OMG look at that hot girl in the BMW\!" "Eh, she probably sucks dick for a living, and lives in a "Mcmansion" instead of a real estate. What a poor ass wannabe loser."

232. (bmw) (33↑, 1214↓)
A car driven mainly by people from lower social class. They roam the streets with their BMWs to show that they are something. BMW is not match for Mercedes. It would be an insult for a Mercedes to be compared with a BMW, because technologically BMW is way behind Mercedes. Moreover, they are very ugly and bulky.

1. Don’t drive bmws because it might ruin your reputation. 2. BMW: Bad Motor Work

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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